The Saga Ends

First there was the narcissist, and then there was fashion to indulge the narcissist. However, even then the narcissist was not satisfied. And so, we delved into accessories!

Dating back to the 1950-s where everything was new and modern. Hats, gloves, boots, bags, brooches, glasses and all that oozed glamour in the 50’s. Walk down the streets in 1950s London; take in the musky air and wet streets. Look into the shops, filled to the brim with wealthy women waiting to splurge on themselves. The items had the same purpose, except that now we label them vintage.

So how does the self indulgent, simple minded narcissist adorn themselves with such items? There is no shortage of shops, customers or items. Heck, if anything we are bombarded with accessories and gadgets, which funny enough we all consider accessories now.

Think about all the iPhone’s, Blackberry’s, Nintendo’s and Play stations. These today are considered accessories. Is it necessary dear narcissist? Are you able to keep up with the technology? Can you afford these accessories? If you are able to answer positively to all three questions, Bravo!

You are deemed competent enough to own an accessory or gadget of these ranks. Get one, self image is everything to a narcissist.

If you answered the latter, please steer clear of all telecommunication providers within a 30m radius of yourself. Thank you.

So dear narcissist, how do you accessories otherwise? Minus all the make up and gadgets, I for one love shoes and bags. Oh gosh, how can you be of the human race and not have a use for a bag? Much less a hand bag, they carry all your stuff, complete your look and even keep you in tune with fashion. Try a Charles & Keith, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada, Gucci or Dior. If you are more or a business only type of narcissist, go for a Hermes. Unisex and universal, major love. Don’t leave home without one.

And then, we have shoes, shoes which have been around for centuries, our fair weathered friend. Protecting our soles through all surfaces, weathers and giving our feet a nice clean up. Let’s face it, not many of us have great looking feet. Shoes are the clothing to out feet, a necessity none the less. If you go for comfort try those trusty flip flops, fashion savvy narcissist can head on over to a Birkenstock. Fancy some borrowed height? Check out a Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo or an Alexander McQueen crab claw heel. You might want to think twice about that last one, but please put on some great shoes and complete that look.

Don’t forget, when you head out to the park to walk your dog or take a jog, put on those Nike or Adidas trainers.

So dear narcissist, if you step out today do not forget whatever accessory that keeps you looking like you. Step out with that pizzazz, that only you; the narcissist can achieve.  All the best dear narcissist.